Here is the official step-by-step program on how to become a pornographer.  Follow it precisely for the result of fame and fortune.  Not really.  Actually, it’s a very personal description of how I came to be a pornographer.

1. Be an artist: 
People who go to film school and play with their video cameras in an artistic way like to call themselves filmmakers.  I am a filmmaker.  I wrote papers on films.  I made 10 minute shorts at the instruction of “real” filmmakers.  It’s a passion.  It’s my creative outlet.  I love creating films.  But, I never got into the film industry.  The job aspect of being “in film” didn’t appeal to me.  All I wanted to do was make artistic personal short films and maybe do some writing.  But, how could I possibly live doing that?  My love of creative independent films lead me to ask the question:  How can I make an artistic short film that people will want to watch over and over. Answer: porn.

Aya Ruckus and Eddie Bull told me that they always wanted to play with cake with each other.  The idea of eating a luscious, sweet and creamy cake, feeding, teasing and playing was, well, appetizing.  After filming them smearing the custard cake from a gourmet bakery all over each other, whenever I watch this scene, I smell cake.  The image conjures up the sweet sting in my nose.  I didn’t eat much of it that day.  I think I managed a bite of a custard ball, but they left the thing fairly mangled.

I had such an amazing time on Saturday at the launch party.  I felt so loved and supported by my friends and the community.  We had a good turn-out despite the pouring rain.  The energy of room felt really positive and everyone was very complimentary and enthusiastic about the films they saw.

It was important to me to mark the occasion of the beginning of the life of Good Dyke Porn.  It was one year ago when work began on recruiting interested models, filming the scenes, creating the website, raising money, and developing the whole thing into what it is now.  Which, is still very much in the beginning stages.

This Saturday, September 29th will be the official launch party of this website here in Vancouver, British Columbia.  The party marks an entire year of working towards the creation of real, sexy, queer porn and building this site where it will all be showcased.  We are at the very beginning of the life of Good Dyke Porn.  You will see many changes over the years which will reflect the desires of the viewers.  Please offer your own perspective regarding those desires.

Since I have been so preoccupied with preparing for Saturday night's festivities, the updates on the website have slowed down a bit.  As a result, I am extending the half price deal on memberships until October 15th.  Current members will receive a special treat for their support of the website in it's infancy.  You will be informed of this personally in the coming weeks.

If you live in Vancouver area please show your support and come to the party.  You will see lots of new footage that's unavailable on the website, the film festival film, as well as live performances and more.

See you there!

The Deets:

Bren Ryder welcomes you to an evening of racy queer porn screening . . . and what is even hotter? All the x-rated fun was filmed and produced right here in Vancouver.

Come celebrate Good Dyke Porn –Vancouver premiere queer/lesbian porn company – launch it’s website.

Be the first to view unseen clips before they hit the internet, plus the short film "Good Dyke Porn" which opened at Vancouver Queer Film Festival and is now touring the European queer film circuit.

The night includes live performances by film models: Aya Ruckus, Eddie Bull and Tralala, saucy ambiance music, door prizes from The Kiss Store, and a fantasy audition room for any exhibitionists in the audience.

Saturday, September 29th
Doors: 8pm
Film Screening: 10pm
Price: $10 (admission only) or $20 (includes free membership to GoodDykePorn.com for one month)
@ Video In Studios: 1965 Main Street (a wheelchair accessible venue)
All respectful porn viewers welcome.

The ability to download your favorite movie clip is now here.  In the Screening Room of the Members Area you have 4 options to choose from for viewing the clip:

1.  You can watch the clip streaming right then and there with the Flash Player.  For fast connections the clip is 640x480 in size and streams at 800 kbps.  Tip:  pause the player and let the clip get a head start (streaming videos load at the same time as playing). 

2.  The slow connection clip is half the size and rate so if your computer just isn't playing the larger one fast enough but ya gotta watch the clip right away, then simple watch the smaller screen.  Shazam!  No downloads necessary, no more files on your hard drive.  Just hot porn on demand!

3.  Do you want that scene on your hard drive so you can access it anytime you want and play it smoothly over and over and over and over?  Simply right click on the download link and save it.  The large file for fast connections will take a little while to download.  Approximately 10 to 20 minutes depending on your internet connection and the size of the clip.  Most of the clips are over 100 MB.  The longer ones are larger.

4.  If your connection won't support that level of downloading then save the smaller file for slow connections.  It's less than 50 MB and sized at 320x240, half the size of the large file.  Once you have the file on your hard drive you can resize it to whatever you like.

The download files are .mov files which play in Quicktime.  I'm pretty sure everyone can download Quicktime for free no matter what kind of computer you are on.  If you require other methods for viewing or if you're having trouble, feel free to send me a message.

Also, check out the updated Frequently Asked Questions and leave a question in the comment box.

Watch for more frequent updates starting.....now!  If you're not yet a member sign up now and get a free month - this offer won't last long.

Enjoy your good dyke porn. 

1. Tell People You’re a Pornographer.

It was the end of summer.  Labour Day had come and gone along with so many parties and fun beautiful women.  Time to get down to work.  I’d been talking about making real dyke porn for a while, so I made a page on the website explaining that I was looking for models and crew and created a profile on Superdyke.com - the lesbian online hangout for queer women in Vancouver.  Within hours I had nearly 10 women who were interested in performing.  I was jumping out of my skin with excitement.

One of the women who messaged me was Geneva.  She sent me some photos of herself and we set up a coffee date to talk more.  My first impression was, “Are you fucking kidding me?”  She looked hot.  Meanwhile I was also messaged by Alex Craven who said she was interested in performing for a porn scene.  I arranged for all of us to meet and before long Geneva and Alex Craven committed to shooting a scene for me.  Perfect.

The Premiere Screening of "Good Dyke Porn" on Saturday at Vancouver Queer Film Festival was a resounding success.  The theatre was packed - a sold out show.  I felt so loved and supported by my community.   Everybody giggled at all the right places, shifted uncomfortably during the hot moments and clapped really loud at the end.

Close up of what?  Indeed.  Tonight is the Premiere Screening of the film festival film "Good Dyke Porn".  I'm nervous.  I'm excited.  I'm thrilled to be bringing my work to the big screen and sharing it with my community.  This has been a year in the making and now my dream has come true. 

I feel like this is the beginning of a wonderful expansion of the queer porn genre.  I am so proud to be a part of it.  Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed to making this a reality.  The brave, beautiful, creative souls both in front of the camera and behind.

This is just the beginning. 

Memberships are now available! To see what's currently available go to Previews and check out the clips and descriptions.  To watch the entire video, get your credit card and your nearest vibe ready and head to the sign up page .

Sign up early and get amazing deals as more and more scenes are added.

The title of this blog is: “Confessions of a Pornographer”.  I confess, I am a pornographer.  As a pornographer, people make certain assumptions about me.  They assume that I’m sexually promiscuous, seeking out casual sex, attending sex parties and orgies on a regular basis.  And when I’m not doing that I’m watching hours and hours of porn.  Here’s the biggest confession of a pornographer:  none of that is true.  Don’t get me wrong, I like sex and I like porn.  I’d seriously be in the wrong line of work if I didn’t.  I also really like having sex on camera, which has surprised me.  I fancy myself quite the voyeur.  I confess, I like to watch.  But, being naked, exposed, vulnerable and fucking a woman equally as vulnerable is seriously hot.  I think there might be a touch of exhibitionist in me, after all.  Plus, it’s a really great excuse to have sex with someone who I might not have otherwise.  There’s no time for being shy or inhibited when the contracts are signed and the equipment rentals are booked.